Advice letter

Dear Lady Brett Ashley,
     Your promiscuous ways have disrupted the peace. You have made Robert an overconfident pig. Mike is becoming ever so distant because of your affairs, and Jake is depressed yet also confused because of your confession of love. Why do you feel the need to play with these men's emotions? They have all shown you love and compassion, but you are not willing to return the favor with anything but sex. It is time that you started acting like a "Lady" and choose a man to stay with forever.the first step to reverse your ways is to pace yourself while drinking. You have made to many mistakes due to alchohol. If you sober up you might be able to make a rational decision for once, and not have another one of your little affairs. By having relations with Robert he now thinks that he has a chance to win your heart; but does anyone actually have a chance? You say you love Jake, but I have not seen any proof of this. Why would you let the man you love live in grief because he could not have you due to injuries? Please consider this advice and take it to heart, because I do not want any more havoc to be caused between friend such as yours. Try a little harder to make the right decisions and good thigns will come.

                                                                                Your Friend,
                                                                                         Lucas